In this quirky coming-of-age novel, a once-lively young boy finds himself entangled in an intricate web of teenage emotions and the relentless pursuit of love.
What wouldn’t a guy do to get the girl?
How will garage band front man Duncan ever get the attention of a goddess like classmate Carly, who’s so busy trying to save the world that she won’t even look in his direction? An idea hits him, literally: when Duncan accidentally bruises himself, Carly wants to know who punched him, and vows to take care of “poor widdle Dunky.” But as his black eye fades, so does Carly’s devotion. Duncan needs a plan. He needs impending danger. He needs a BULLY.
The search is on.