Did Somebody Step on a Duck?

Table Of Contents

Acknowledgments     viii
Introduction     1
 
    1    I Fart, Therefore I Am     4
    2    Bush-League Butt Burps     8
    3    Gassy Hound Is Hollywood Bound!     12
    4    War of the Whoopee Whoppers     16
    5    My Chair Is Telling Everyone I Stink!     20
    6    His Tooting Did the Talking     23
    7    The (Butt) Crack of Dawn     26
    8    Butt Blasts Bring Down American Airliner!     30
    9    The World’s Oldest Fart Joke     33
  10    Giving It Up for Lentils     36
  11    Farts, Press 1; For More Farts, Press 2     39
  12    Houston, We Have a Problem     42
  13    The Horn of Plenty Pooting!     46
  14    The World’s Worst Fart Film?     49
  15    The Earth Farts Back II     53
  16    The World’s Funniest Fart     57
  17    Out, Damp Spot!     61
  18    The Vroom in the Elephant     64
  19    Who Cut the Cheese?     68
  20    Boys Will Be Boys     70
  21    The Blame Game     75
  22    Breaking News: Tiger Tees Off!     77
  23    They Have a Little Odor     82
  24    Crepitation Without Representation!     86
  25    Who Said Farts Are Green?     90
  26    Can-Can Man with the Singing Can!     93
  27    Halitosis Hyped as Hippo Hot Air     98
  28    Twenty Celebrity Farts     102
  29    Let the Wind Blow Free!     110
  30    The Low-Fart Marsupial Diet     114
  31    Sighing Orifices: The Twain Shall Meet     117
  32    Reality Bites Bubbles in a Bathtub!     119
  33    Hollywood’s No-Farting Zone     124
  34    Did a Moose Let Loose?     127
  35    Step Away from the Fart Machine!     130
  36    The Princess of Passionate Gas     134
  37    Farty Factoids All in a Row!     138
  38    Straight Poop on the Yoop!     145
  39    Nether Winds in the Netherlands!     150
  40    Baby, Let’s Go Dutch!     154
  41    How Bad Was It?     157
  42    The Day His Butt Went Psycho     158
  43    This Is Your Brain on Gas!     161
  44    Subterranean Fartsick Blues     164
  45    Everybody’s Farting on YouTube!     167
  46    More to Love, More to Fart!     170
 
Resources List     173
Index     180