More Letters from a Nut

“Any individual wearing a mosquito outfit . . . will be immediately evicted from the bus.”
–City of Las Cruces, New Mexico

“Hyundai regrets to inform you that we do not manufacture a folding car that fits in your pocket.”
–Hyundai Automobiles

“A Captain Belch’s Seafood fare franchise would be another fine establishment for this area.”
–City of Broken Arrow, Oklahoma

“I wish a thumb would work for a nose, but I think that you can understand how you couldn’t blow it!”
–Edward O. Terino, M.D.