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It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken

The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

By Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

By Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

By Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

By Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

By Greg Behrendt
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By Greg Behrendt
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By Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt
Read by Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

By Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt
Read by Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

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    About It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken

    A must-have manual for finding your way back to an even more rocking you. Greg and his wife, Amiira, share their hilarious and helpful roadmap for getting past the heartache and back into the game. 

    From Greg Behrendt, the co-author of the smash two-million copy bestseller He’s Just Not That Into You, comes It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken.

    There’s no doubt about it—breakups suck. But in the first few hours or days or weeks that follow, there’s one important truth you need to recognize: Some things can’t and shouldn’t be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced you to dump him. Starting right here, right now, it’s time to dry your tears, and open this book to Chapter One–and start turning your breakup into a breakover.

    The ultimate survival guide to getting over Mr. Wrong and reclaiming your inner Superfox. From how to put yourself through “he-tox,” to how to throw yourself a kick-ass pity party, and reframing reality— seeing the relationship for what it was. Complete with an essential workbook to help you put your emotions down on paper and heal.

    About It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken

    There’s no doubt about it—breakups suck. But in the first few hours or weeks that follow, there’s one important truth you need to recognize: Some things can’t and shouldn’t be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced you to dump him. It’s called a breakup because it’s broken, and starting right here, right now, it’s time to dry your tears, put down that pint of ice cream, log out of his email, and open this book to chapter one—and start turning your breakup into a breakover.

    From Greg Behrendt, coauthor of the smash, two-million-copy bestseller He’s Just Not That Into You, comes It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken—the ultimate survival guide to getting over Mr. Wrong and reclaiming your inner Superfox. From how to put yourself through “He-tox” to how to throw yourself a kick-ass pity party, Greg and his coauthor and wife, Amiira, share their hilarious and helpful roadmap for getting past the heartache and back into the game. You will learn:

    Why you shouldn’t call him—and what he’s thinking when you do
    How to keep your friends and not lose your job
    How to avoid breakup pitfalls: IM-ing, stalking, having sex with your ex
    Reframing reality—seeing the relationship for what it was
    How to transform yourself into a hot, happening Superfox and get a jump on the better, brighter future that awaits

    Complete with an essential workbook to help you put the crazy down on paper and not take it out into the world, It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken is a must-have manual for finding your way back to an even more rocking you.

    About It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken

    It’s past two in the morning. You’re on your third glass of wine. You’re wearing his sweater because it still smells like him (and quite frankly, he never really smelled that great, but we’ll give it to you). Stamp out that dumb French cigarette and put down that phone. No, really, don’t make that call. Why? Because you’re not that girl, looking for another chance with someone who has proven himself unworthy of your greatness, or sitting alone with a box of tissues while a world full of possibilities waits outside your door. Starting right here, right now, it’s time to dry your tears, put down that pint of ice cream, log out of his e-mail, pop in this CD, and start turning your breakup into a break-over.

    IT’S CALLED A BREAKUP BECAUSE IT’S BROKEN is the ultimate survival guide to getting over Mr. Wrong and reclaiming your inner Superfox. From how to put yourself through "he-tox" to how to avoid Revisionist Romance Disorder, Greg and Amiira share their hilarious and helpful roadmap for getting past the heartache and back into the game.

    The longer you stay stuck in a dead-end relationship, the less time you get on this planet to experience a great one. IT’S CALLED A BREAKUP BECAUSE IT’S BROKEN is a straight-talking, spot-on, must-have manual for finding your way back to an even more rocking you.

    About It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken

    There’s no doubt about it—breakups suck. But in the first few hours or days or weeks that follow, there’s one important truth you need to recognize: Some things can’t and shouldn’t be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced you to dump him. It’s over for a reason, and deep down inside you probably know what that reason is. It’s called a breakup because it’s broken, and starting today, you’re not the kind of woman who settles for broken, or hangs on to damaged goods, be it a radio, a pair of shoes, or a relationship. It’s time to get rid of all the broken stuff you’ve been lugging around for days, months, and maybe even years, and make the bold decision to start looking for stuff that works! Because the longer you stay stuck in a dead-end relationship, the less time you get on this planet to experience a great one. So open up this book, and let’s dive in—our goal is to help you turn your breakup into the event that changes your life for the better in ways you never dreamed possible. It’s not an end, it’s a beginning! After all . . . you are a Superfox.

    It’s past two in the morning. You’re on your third glass of wine. You’re wearing his sweater because it still smells like him (and quite frankly, he never really smelled that great, but we’ll give it to you). Stamp out that dumb French cigarette and put down that phone. No really, don’t make that call. Why? Because you’re not that girl, looking for another chance with someone who has proven himself unworthy of your greatness. You’re not that girl, sitting alone with a box of tissues when a world full of possibilities waits outside her door. Starting right here, right now, it’s time to dry your tears, put down that pint of ice cream, log out of his email, and open this book to chapter one–and start turning your breakup into a break-over.

    The co-author of the smash two-million copy bestseller He’s Just Not That Into You, Greg Behrendt knows that the one thing harder than realizing he’s not that into you is finding the courage to walk away from the relationship. But Greg and his co-author and wife, Amiira, also know that there’s a flip side to every breakup: As dark as everything seems right now, this could be the single best thing that’s ever happened to you.

    It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken is the ultimate survival guide to getting over Mr. Wrong and reclaiming your inner Superfox. From how to put yourself through “he-tox,” to how to throw yourself a kick-ass pity party, Greg and Amiira share their hilarious and helpful roadmap for getting past the heartache and back into the game. They give advice on:
    •Why you shouldn’t call him—and what he’s thinking when you do
    •How to keep your friends and not lose your job
    •How to avoid breakup pitfalls: IMing, stalking, having sex with your ex
    •Reframing reality—seeing the relationship for what it was
    •How to transform yourself into a hot, happening Superfox and get a jump on the better, brighter future that awaits

    It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken gives you everything you need to get over him and make the right decisions along the way. Complete with an essential workbook to help you put the crazy down on paper and not take it out into the world, this is a straight-talking, spot-on, must-have manual for finding your way back to an even more rocking you.

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    About Greg Behrendt

    Greg Behrendt is a comedian and the coauthor of the two-million-copy bestseller He’s Just Not That Into You. His acclaimed stand-up comedy… More about Greg Behrendt

    About Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

    Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt is the coauthor of It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken and It’s Just a F***ing Date with her… More about Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

    About Greg Behrendt

    Greg Behrendt is a comedian and the coauthor of the two-million-copy bestseller He’s Just Not That Into You. His acclaimed stand-up comedy… More about Greg Behrendt

    About Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

    Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt is the coauthor of It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken and It’s Just a F***ing Date with her… More about Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

    About Greg Behrendt

    Greg Behrendt is a comedian and the coauthor of the two-million-copy bestseller He’s Just Not That Into You. His acclaimed stand-up comedy has been seen on HBO, Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Late Show with David Letterman, and Late Night with Conan O’Brien…. More about Greg Behrendt

    About Greg Behrendt

    Greg Behrendt is a comedian and the coauthor of the two-million-copy bestseller He’s Just Not That Into You. His acclaimed stand-up comedy… More about Greg Behrendt

    About Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

    Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt is the coauthor of It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken and It’s Just a F***ing Date with her… More about Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt

    Product Details

    Category: Self-Improvement & Inspiration

    Paperback | $15.99
    Published by Harmony
    Sep 05, 2006 | 288 Pages | 5-3/16 x 8 | ISBN 9780767921961

    Category: Self-Improvement & Inspiration

    Ebook | $12.99
    Published by Harmony
    Sep 27, 2005 | 288 Pages | ISBN 9780767922890

    Category: Self-Improvement & Inspiration | Audiobooks

    Audiobook Download | $15.00
    Published by Random House Audio
    Sep 27, 2005 | 376 Minutes | ISBN 9781415928547

    Category: Self-Improvement & Inspiration | Audiobooks

    Audiobook Download | $10.98
    Published by Random House Audio
    Sep 27, 2005 | 147 Minutes | ISBN 9780739321850

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