Brilliantly twisted entertainment wrapped around a powerful ecological plea—from the New York Times bestselling author of Squeeze Me.
When Palmer Stoat notices the black pickup truck following him on the highway, he fears his precious Range Rover is about to be carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has vengeance, not sport-utility vehicles, on his mind. Idealistic, independently wealthy and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has dedicated himself to saving Florida’s wilderness from runaway destruction. He favors unambiguous political statements—such as torching Jet-Skis or blowing up banks—that leave his human targets shaken but re-educated.
After watching Stoat blithely dump a trail of fast-food litter out the window, Twilly decides to teach him a lesson. Thus, Stoat’s prized Range Rover becomes home to a horde of hungry dung beetles. Which could have been the end to it had Twilly not discovered that Stoat is one of Florida’s cockiest and most powerful political fixers, whose latest project is the “malling” of a pristine Gulf Coast island. Now the real Hiaasen-variety fun begins…
Dognapping eco-terrorists, bogus big-time hunters, a Republicans-only hooker, an infamous ex-governor who’s gone back to nature, thousands of singing toads and a Labrador retriever greater than the sum of his Labrador parts—these are only some of the denizens of Carl Hiaasen’s outrageously funny new novel.
About Sick Puppy
When Palmer Stoat notices the black pickup truck following him on the highway, he fears his precious Range Rover is about to be carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has vengeance, not sport-utility vehicles, on his mind. Idealistic, independently wealthy and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has dedicated himself to saving Florida’s wilderness from runaway destruction. He favors unambiguous political statements — such as torching Jet-Skis or blowing up banks — that leave his human targets shaken but re-educated.
After watching Stoat blithely dump a trail of fast-food litter out the window, Twilly decides to teach him a lesson. Thus, Stoat’s prized Range Rover becomes home to a horde of hungry dung beetles. Which could have been the end to it had Twilly not discovered that Stoat is one of Florida’s cockiest and most powerful political fixers, whose latest project is the “malling” of a pristine Gulf Coast island. Now the real Hiaasen-variety fun begins . . .
Dognapping eco-terrorists, bogus big-time hunters, a Republicans-only hooker, an infamous ex-governor who’s gone back to nature, thousands of singing toads and a Labrador retriever greater than the sum of his Labrador parts — these are only some of the denizens of Carl Hiaasen’s outrageously funny new novel.
Brilliantly twisted entertainment wrapped around a powerful ecological plea, Sick Puppy gleefully lives up to its title and gives us Hiaasen at his riotous and muckraking best.
About Sick Puppy
When Palmer Stoat notices the black pickup truck following him on the highway, he fears his precious Range Rover is about to be carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has vengeance, not sport-utility vehicles, on his mind. Idealistic, independently wealthy and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has dedicated himself to saving Florida’s wilderness from runaway destruction. He favors unambiguous political statements — such as torching Jet-Skis or blowing up banks — that leave his human targets shaken but re-educated.
After watching Stoat blithely dump a trail of fast-food litter out the window, Twilly decides to teach him a lesson. Thus, Stoat’s prized Range Rover becomes home to a horde of hungry dung beetles. Which could have been the end to it had Twilly not discovered that Stoat is one of Florida’s cockiest and most powerful political fixers, whose latest project is the “malling” of a pristine Gulf Coast island. Now the real Hiaasen-variety fun begins . . .
Dognapping eco-terrorists, bogus big-time hunters, a Republicans-only hooker, an infamous ex-governor who’s gone back to nature, thousands of singing toads and a Labrador retriever greater than the sum of his Labrador parts — these are only some of the denizens of Carl Hiaasen’s outrageously funny new novel.
Brilliantly twisted entertainment wrapped around a powerful ecological plea, Sick Puppy gleefully lives up to its title and gives us Hiaasen at his riotous and muckraking best.
CARL HIAASEN was born and raised in Florida. He is the author of fourteen previous novels, including the bestsellers Squeeze Me, Razor Girl, Bad Monkey, Star Island, Nature Girl, Skinny Dip, Sick Puppy, and Lucky You, and six bestselling children’s books, Hoot, Flush, Scat, Chomp, Skink, and Squirm. His most recent work of nonfiction… More about Carl Hiaasen
About Carl Hiaasen
CARL HIAASEN was born and raised in Florida. He is the author of fourteen previous novels, including the bestsellers Squeeze Me, Razor Girl, Bad Monkey, Star Island, Nature Girl, Skinny Dip, Sick Puppy, and Lucky You, and six bestselling children’s books, Hoot, Flush, Scat, Chomp, Skink, and Squirm. His most recent work of nonfiction… More about Carl Hiaasen
About Carl Hiaasen
CARL HIAASEN was born and raised in Florida. He is the author of fourteen previous novels, including the bestsellers Squeeze Me, Razor Girl, Bad Monkey, Star Island, Nature Girl, Skinny Dip, Sick Puppy, and Lucky You, and six bestselling children’s books, Hoot, Flush, Scat, Chomp, Skink, and Squirm. His most recent work of nonfiction… More about Carl Hiaasen
Praise
“Carl Hiaasen once again produces a devilishly funny caper. In Sick Puppy, he shows himself to be a comic writer at the peak of his powers.”—Publishers Weekly
Author Q&A
A Conversation with Carl Hiaasen, author of Sick Puppy
Q: You once described Miami as being "the same as ever — hot, crooked, violent and gorgeous." How is Miami these days?
A: Hot, crooked, violent, gorgeous — and nearly broke. On the positive side, some of the crooks who nearly bankrupted the place have been tossed in jail.
Q: Any good news coming out of the Sunshine State?
A: The alligator population seems to be holding strong. Unfortunately, they’re still vastly outnumbered by humans.
Q: Your latest novel, SICK PUPPY, revolves around the environmental exploitations of your home state by greedy developers. How much "unspoiled" land is left in Florida?
A: Precious little, and what’s left is disappearing at the rate of about 450 acres a day. The only thing that keeps the southern tip of the peninsula from being completely paved over is Everglades National Park, which is barely hanging on.
Q: What do you think the Everglades or the Biscayne Bay will look like in 20 years?
A: It all depends on what we make our politicians do today. If the federal plan to restore the Everglades is kept as a priority, it’s possible that by 2020 the Everglades and Florida Bay will actually be healthier than they are today. But if the program gets bogged down by lawyers and lobbyists for special interests — developers, organized agriculture, and so on — then the whole ecosystem could start to crash again.
Q: In SICK PUPPY, the character Palmer Stoat, a political "fixer," likes to go hunting with his cronies for rhinos in Florida game parks. Do these game parks really exist?
A: Unfortunately they do. There are a few in Florida; Texas has the most by far. Exotic animals are shipped from abroad or purchased second-hand from zoos, so that so-called sportsmen can drive up and shoot them, for a hefty price. It’s called a "canned" hunt. The parks are fenced, so the animals can’t really escape. Often they’re so tame, or so old, they don’t even try to run away. The "hunt" is about as sporting as shooting a hamster in a Dixie cup.
Q: What is "Rhino Dust"?
A: The horns of rhinoceroses are illegally poached for use as an aphrodisiac, among other silly things. The horn is ground into a fine (and expensive) powder, and taken with tea or some other drink. Since the horn is actually made of dead crusty skin, it has no medical value for sexual potency — but apparently there are lots of wealthy, vain, incredibly gullible dolts who are willing to try anything. As a result, sadly, the black rhinoceros has very nearly been wiped off the planet.
Q: Ex-governor Clinton Tyree, aka Skink or the Captain, makes a reappearance in SICK PUPPY in a big way. Why did you bring him back in this novel?
A: Readers send me more mail about Skink than any other character, and I must say he’s always been a favorite of mine, too. He is one of those imaginative and honorable subversives, and people admire that. By now he’s getting older and crankier, so in SICK PUPPY I figured it was about time for him to revisit the governor’s mansion, where he had his big crackup so many years ago.
Q: Your Miami Herald columns were recently published (University of Florida Press) in a collection entitled KICK ASS. Where did the title for this collection come from?
A: The editor of the collection, Diane Stevenson, pulled the title from some interview I did years ago. I was talking about the challenges of journalism in a turbulent, corrupt place like South Florida, and about how a city columnist had an obligation to be tough and aggressive; to kick ass.
Q: What’s next on the horizon for you?
A: I’m starting a new novel, a new family and a new brand of sinus inhaler. Life couldn’t be better!
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